All about me

I’m backwards. My stomach makes noises when it’s FULL. Stop offering me sandwiches! What makes me different from every other person on here? Goofy sense of humor? No. Everybody thinks they have that. Great personality? No, I’m too cute for that line. Smart? That’s subjective. How about that I’m really flexible? And, by that I don’t just mean that I can go with the flow and be casual. No, I mean that I can touch my toes, do the splits, and I flip a cartwheel when I feel the need. Don’t worry, the mood usually only strikes when I’ve been cooped up too long or when I’m showing off. To date, no one has been injured in the pursuit of my flexibility. On one side, I love to host parties and am known for staying up till 3 or 4 with a good group of friends watching movies and talking about everything, or nothing. It just depends on the night. Warning to those who choose to join: The record to beat is 7 am and there are mandatory lessons in comedy, music, and movies. There will be an exam. On the other side, I also enjoy my alone time. I’m really quite talented at entertaining myself and don’t mind if you have interests that don’t involve me. I’ll usually try things, but if it’s not for me, enjoy it and tell me about it when you get back. Party-animal vs the Hermit. It’s my own little Jekyll & Hyde dilemma. I’m big on family and friends. I’m the new mom of the Best Baby Ever (said in your best Simpsons comic book guy voice), and she’s pretty cute to boot!  I’m okay with admitting that she has me wrapped around her little finger, but I’m also happy to know that while I’m back at work she’s bonding with her daddy.  There’s another finger I’m bent double on.  I am so proud of our little family and the work that we’re doing together.  I believe in having half a brain but not being condescending about it. On enjoying life to the fullest. What else are we here for?!